I would just like to say that if we’re mutuals you’re automatically my best friend. welcome to my blog get friendshipped idiot
Anonymous asked:
Wof fren!
Yes!!🐉
what do you guys have as desktop background? I always find the basic ones too boring and the pretty art too distracting
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
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GOOD ENOUGH
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MMMMMMMM :))))) (suffering)
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Eh close enough. :P
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Okay, what?
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SO CLOSE YET SO FAR
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Terrence Ghe Dhark sounds like hour evil twin brother
Wait til you find out about @terrencetheshark41
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It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians
Was walking through my mom's house to borrow my dad's drill when I saw my 11yo niece watching me with an odd expression.
"You wanna help me build the catio?"
Her eyes lit up, then she looked disappointed. "But I'm a girl..."
I rolled my eyes. "Do I look like I care?"
That must have been the right response because she jumped up and chattered excitedly as I showed her how to use a tape measure, a drill, etc. We spent all day building and she had a brilliant smile the whole time. After the tenth declaration of this being the best day in her life, I said,
"Gotta love that sweet sweet serotonin!"
She immediately started giggling, "What does that meeeeaan??"
Anyway, she had an amazing time building with me and acted like I had given her a solstice gift when I said she could paint it and that I'd take her to the hardware store to pick out hardware. She's never been to a hardware store before and I love being the weird knowledgeable uncle who has weird pets always keeps fruit and pistachios in the house.
Update: While I was at the store I found a 53 piece around the house tool kit in bright purple, so of course I bought it for her. Her face when I gave it to her was priceless and she actually gasped. She's going to "make all the stuff"
Are we going to talk about the “but I’m a girl.”? Where did she get that? Did someone teach her that? Who is it? I’m ready to kill for that cutie.
She learned it from her dead father
I'm just gonna assume you killed him for his blatant sexism
I was across state lines and in the presence of three witnesses at the time of his death. I have receipts timestamped. My alibi is solid.
This post makes me so happy. It’s amazing seeing young kids learning about something they love. You are an amazing influence on your niece.
The day before she had to go home she got together with my kids and made rainbow paper chains and draped them all over my house while I was at work and she was nervous I'd be upset about the "mess" but I was genuinely excited about them and she teared up when I thanked her.
But she took that to heart and now my house is covered in homemade paper decorations, paper chains, pipe cleaner crafts, and an angel made of feathers and popsicle sticks
I. Love. It.
This is above my kitchen sink and it makes doing dishes easier because I can look at it and smile
[ Image Description: A picture of the paper chains mentioned above. End ID. ]
What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless
Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.
2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.
3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.
4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.
5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up.
6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.
PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Anonymous asked:
do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.
pukicho answered:
if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss
And buddy I never go thirsty around here
reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy
reblog THIS to TAKE prev's halloween candy
MY FUCKING FUN SIZE TWIX
Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.
Update:
Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?
Image Descriptions
[Image 1: A Screenshot of an invitation to a Facebook group named: “A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony.” Under that is a post in the group that reads: “We reached the center of the Earth. Now what?” Four people commented saying one word each in this order: scurry, dig, work, melt. These words are in capital letters and have spaces between each letter.]
[Image 2: Another Screenshot of a post in the group that reads: “It has come to my attention that when we put the spaces in-between letters it makes it difficult for visually impaired ants to know what we’re saying and so I was wondering if we could try to make this group more accessible for them. (The text to voice can’t figure out what we are saying with the spaces) (Picture of an ant for attention)” This text is then followed by a close up picture of an ant.]
[Image 3: A screenshot of some
comments on the post in Image 2. Five people commented: adapt, adapt,
inclusion, love adapt, adapt. These words are in capital letters and
have no spaces between the letters.]
End of IDs.
Please do not reblog this post without image descriptions! The irony of sharing undescribed images that talk about inclusivity for the visually impaired is… Painful.